We all know that 500 years in the future, we will all speak a rather strange dialect of Chinese that is compromised almost entirely of insults and colorful metaphors. To help us all prepare for that day, the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls themselves are here to learn us some Chinese on this new public service T-shirt.
Featuring such useful phrases as dong ma (understand?), nee hao (hello) and da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze (the explosive diarrhea of an elephant), wearing this t-shirt means you'll never be at a lose for what to say in almost any social situation.
Speaking Chinese with The Fruity Oaty Bar Girls comes on a black 6.1 ounce, 100-percent cotton Gildan t-shirt.
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